SOMERANDOMSHIT...............#3

1. "Don't you think it's time for you to throw that raggedy ass wig away?"

2. ....................Calling all Cat Daddies!!!

3. I STILL haven't decided what I want to be when I grow up!

4. Hmmmmm............What are the true qualities of a Sistahfriend?

5. A pedicure, and a pair of clean panties carry a lot of weight.

6. Whatever happened to the art of dating?

7. To know me, is to know not to fuck up on my birthday!!

8.  America! The only place in the world where a FAT ASS can turn you into a household name. IJS

9.  Why did my son and his friends think last nights eclipse was either, 1) Aliens or 2) the rapture?

10. Why the hell does my Momma keep calling my name?

11. Acknowledge your POWER as a WOMEN, and allow your inner Diva to SHINE.

12. 10+ beers per day equals drunk! Dummy.

13. Do you think people are freaky by nature or nurture?

14. WTH!  Keisha Cole's mama Frankie has a "Do the Frankie Leg" video?

15. I can give it to you, but what cha gwah do wit it?

16, If  you're hair line is receding, then that ponytail is out of the question!

17. If you are a fluffy Diva, thicka than most, curvaceous. and hella cute! Stomp your mf feet!!

18. I keep this really pretty wall up, to protect my heart. I will occasionally change the wallpaper.

19. When is it gonna be my turn?

20.  I'm going to make a dream board, I hear it's very therapeutic.