Tuesday, October 11, 2011

The 3 Stages of Bullsh*t.

There are 3 distinct stages to bullshit, they hardly ever change, nor do they vary.

 #1- You see it coming, and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Bullsh*t has landed in your lap. You do your very best to shake it, eliminate it, or even give it to someone else.  This is sometimes hard to do, especially when you're the asshole who initiated this bullsh*t  from the start.

#2- "Smack dab in the middle,"  knee deep, hell!, waist deep. You are in over your fucking head, it's all the same, you got major problems!  "This-that bullshit!" is raging through your brain, and you can't possibly see a way out.

#3- You've either come out of your bullsh*t, or you're on the tail end of some bullshit. It very well may have been a situation that you initiated, but you're feeling light, and you start to think "Whew, damn I'm glad that shit is finally over". Right?

and then................that  vicious bullsh*t cycle starts all over again. Bullsh*t is neither good or "not so good", it's just a part of life. Right?

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