"Just because they make it in your size, does not, I REPEAT, does not mean you should buy it! "or " You know your too damn old to be wearing that outfit"

Hello Babies,

If I didn't share this information with you, I would be wrong, wrong, damn wrong! You know every now and then I'll have a "Fashion Po-Po 4G" day and I'll take my BB and snap photos of women and men, that need both a penalty AND a fine for wearing some of the things that they leave the house in. It makes me wonder if they have any friends, because a true friend would not allow you to leave your house looking like the last fucked up fashion disaster. I will not always change the name to protect the innocent, but for the sake of losing a friendship, I'll go light this time.

Her ass was an entire separate "entity" from the rest of her body. No! you can not, should not wear a dress or skirt at a length where a sneeze will reveal the crack of your "assets" for the world to see. I don't believe little girls should dress like hookers, nor should a hooker dress like a little girl (unless it's part of a fetish, and kinky is gonna be extra). Spandex, Lycra and tube tops have a special place in fashion and it ain't on a great Grandmother.........Which leads me to the second half of this rant. If you're 60, how old does that make your mom?  Too Got Damn! old to be wearing some fucking animal print spandex pants, 4" feather earrings, and a see through top. I made my bestie vow to me with a blood promise and the threat of not another Mount Teman Root drink (I'll enlighten you on the benefits at a later date) to never ever, ever, ever let me dress like that when I reach the golden age of "don't do that". I'll fill my closet with beautiful long casual, dressy and all occasions in between dresses, tasteful and tactful. Amen. I'm a big beautiful woman,and just 3 weeks shy of fabulous 50 and there's some shit my crazy ass wouldn't even dare wear. Ok, all I'm saying people is take into consideration the feelings of your children and grandchildren when you convince yourself that's it's ok to buy the latest fashion trend.........Because I will catch your behind in public with the 4G, and place your dizzy ass on "The Wall of Shame. Try me!