Saturday, December 24, 2011

SOMERANDOMSHIT (Dating).................#4

This Random Shit is all about the dating game................People It's about to get  real up in this bitch! I'm going to talk about ninjas - black men vs black boys, and white boys! also know as the Caucasian persuasion.


1. Why do men assume YOU want THEM?


2. Why do men assume because your fluffy and fabulous (yours truly) that you're also desperate?


3. Who in the hell told these sorry ass ninjas that it's alright to not feed a Diva?


3a............ or at least offer a bitch a glass of WATER!!


4. Just because we grant you a kiss does not mean you're getting the drawers!


4a........and if you do get the drawers "I" decided that shit! not you!-you ain't got that much game.


5. It cost money to look this fabulous! nails, hair (braids, weaves or wigs- it wasn't FREE)


5a. .......look you're always telling me how good I look, and how good I smell - KICK IN!


6. OMG! Begging!- I've encountered too many begging, hint dropping, "I need $20" ass ninjas


7. Swag-licious not a brand label, but an attitude, a personality, so just like Divas aren't made? Duh!


8. Ditto! brothers..... a pedicure and a clean pair of drawers carries a lot of weight.


9. So What! I snore Ninja! get over it.......................


10. Watch out Brothas! Mr. Charlie has stepped up his game. I told you I'd date outside my race.



11. Last 4 dates = 2 brothas vs 2 white boys, both white men took me out to eat............hmmmmm



11a......what's wrong with this picture? Black Men!!



12. Please! Don't front like you've never tried on-line dating, or even considered it.



13. Let me clear this up people- Assholes come in ALL colors..



14. These and so much more keep bringing me back full circle to Proverbs 18-22. God I hear you!!


15. Any dating suggestions?


16. Hey! leave some of your own dating mishaps, I'd love to hear them. Share!!!







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